Actually, I’m now a double-master: A Master of Arts and a Master of Philosophy. That is to say, that I gave up on the Dissertation, the dream of becoming Dr. Sample, Ph.D., and settled for two Masters degrees. Someday, I may turn my eye to that elusive Masters of Science to get a triple Masters, but I seriously doubt it.
Also, Fordham, after you failed for so many years to provide me with the type of moral support one would want from a Doctoral Program, couldn’t you have done me the common decency of getting my name right on your silly Latin diploma? I sent in a card specifying my full name, complete with the III at the end. Thanks for nothing!
// slams door shut on the world of Academentia, once and for all.
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